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Nothing special to report today, and I’m keeping it short because I’m totally pooped and need some sleep ASAP. All of this WoW patch business has had me all excited.
The saltwater flush was a lot more gross than it was yesterday. Ah well, I still got it all down. I didn’t finish all of my lemonade, but I’m sure that it’s not a big deal…right?
| Stranger: | ROCHELLE! |
| You: | WAT |
| Stranger: | ROCHELLE! |
| You: | R U TROLLIN ME |
| Stranger: | STOP SHOOTIN AT MEH! |
| You: | OLAWD |
| Stranger: | NOOO DONT GO AT DAT BOOMAH! |
| You: | WUT CHU TAKIN BOUT |
| You: | WILLISSSSSS?!?!? |
| Stranger: | DAH GAWDAMM BOOMAH, WILLIS! |
| You: | WUH DUH HELLS A BOOMAH? |
| Stranger: | OOOOHHH SNAP, DAT SMOKAH JUST GAHT ELLIS! |
| Stranger: | BOY, DONTCHA SEE WHAT'S BEEN PEEOOKIN ON US! |
| You: | BIYO INCUMMIN! |
| You: | HERE COMES SUM BOOMAH BIYO! |
| Stranger: | AWWW SNAP! |
| Stranger: | RUN! RUN! RUN! |
| Stranger: | ITS ON ROCHELLE! |
| Stranger: | FUCK MAN. DAT BITCH IZ DUMM |
The saltwater cleanse this morning was much easier to swallow! I also lessened the amount of cayenne pepper in my lemonade because the amount I used yesterday made it very painful to drink without coughing. As for the herbal tea, I’m about to go make it.
My parents keep teasing me about this, saying that it’s not good for me, and I won’t last for more than a few days anyway. Well I’m using that as motivation to keep going.
My energy levels have been surprisingly high all day! I’ve been energetic up until about 15 mins. ago, which is why I started writing this before I pass out.
The only problem I’ve had so far has been the crazy cravings I’ve had. I’m not hungry, mind you. I’ll be browsing the web and all of a sudden I just want to taste rice in my mouth…or french toast, because that’s what my family ate (which they also rubbed in my face).
So far so good!
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Blue Is A Girl!?!?!
Yes. Magenta is a boy.
I thought this was old news, but I guess not.
Today was the first day of my Master Cleanse experiment. I decided to skip the ease-in period because of time restraints, but I’ll definitely be doing the ease-out period afterwards to make sure I don’t rebound.
Now, the reason I’m doing this is not to lose weight (although that is a nice bonus); I’m primarily doing this to clear out my body and prepare for a more healthy lifestyle. I’d really like to attempt to take on the flexitarian diet, which is really just a fancy word for a vegetarian who occasionally eats meat. I’m not in it for any animal rights or anything. Studies have shown that a diet consisting of mostly non-meat food is optimal for the human body, and that is what will ultimately jump-start my losing weight.
Anyways, enough background. I’m sure if you want to learn more, you can check out a lovely site that’s just full of such useful information.
The first thing I did this morning was drink the saltwater flush. HO. LY. CRAP. It uses sea salt, so it tastes exactly like getting hit by a wave in the ocean and swallowing the water. It was a liter of the stuff, too! Anyways, it took me a good 10 mins. to down it all, and sure enough, within an hour I could feel my bowels rumbling. I’ll save you the details, but it wasn’t anything too extraordinary anyways.
Throughout the day I’ve been drinking a mixture of lemon juice, grade A organic maple syrup, and cayenne pepper in 2 liters of water. I haven’t quite finished it yet, seeing as how I’ll still be awake for another 5 hours or so. It actually doesn’t taste too bad, aside from the fact that I put too much cayenne pepper in it. I’ve been drinking a cup or so every time I feel hungry, with as much water in between as I want. I haven’t really been hungry, except for weird cravings for rice, chicken and chocolate.
I’ll be finishing the day with an herbal tea, which I also had last night. It’s got a citrus flavor to it, and tastes pretty much like what you’d expect in a tea.
So far so good! Apparently days 2-3 are the worst, so we’ll see what happens. :)
This was uttered by a fellow guild member while playing World of Warcraft. Every day I’m amazed at the stupidity of some of the players. I expect them to grow out of bad typing some day…but nope!
I think it’s time to say “goodbye” to Windows 7 on my laptop.
These are some of the things I need to get done, in no particular order:
* This list is subject to change without notice
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